2 Jul 2026 18:11
When I'm reminded that I'm a woman in her thirties...
I’m nowhere near as smart as I was when I was 15. This thing with mispronouncing words and getting sentences wrong happens to me all the time now and I find it so much easier to communicate via text than actually speaking. Most of the time I feel like I don’t know what’s going on and I actually thought today was Wednesday! Hooray for ageing! I miss teenage me.
Edit:: Hah, I thought you were being self conscious about the soda choice and not your wording choice. Lol nevermind!
2 Jul 2026 19:30
I tried to order a pineapple pizza at mcdonald's once to help me get over my shyness.
2 Jul 2026 19:31
As an adopted Italian I am authorized to curse you with never again finding crispy lettuce inside your hamburger for the crime of trying to order pineapple pizza.
2 Jul 2026 20:17
I just imagined your order made by a roughly 5x5x30cm french fry with a bucket of mini Big Macs and... I would try that, you know?
2 Jul 2026 20:22