Ah, the joys of being a woman in her early thirties!

That line and now the pushing that women are geriatric when we turn 30 years old.

There's something wrong here. On multiple levels.

I’m nowhere near as smart as I was when I was 15. This thing with mispronouncing words and getting sentences wrong happens to me all the time now and I find it so much easier to communicate via text than actually speaking. Most of the time I feel like I don’t know what’s going on and I actually thought today was Wednesday! Hooray for ageing! I miss teenage me.

Looking at your other posts, you seriously need to see a doctor. Something is wrong.

You're acting drunk, mispronouncing your words enough that you have to text and can't speak properly, and need constant naps.

Come on now. I know it sucks to push doctors for answers, I know it sucks to have to stop and take care of your health, but this is serious.

Stop. What are you doing? This is for pregnancy.

This is untrue.

Geriatric pregnancy does not mean women over 35 are geriatric

This thread is a shit show. Abandon ship!

I really don’t believe this is actually a woman and I fucking hate saying that. There is too much “not in my prime anymore”. Like every single comment has that, it so reads as a guy making fun of women getting older.

You just gave the game away. You're absolutely trolling.

It's not creepy to be aware of the sleep patterns of someone who sleeps next to you, especially 10 hours a day.

These symptoms aren't normal. Stop trying to project that on the literal billions of women who have also reached the age of 30. The overwhelming majority of them are not experiencing what you're describing.

Homegirl, full respect here. I don't know you, but I want you to love life. This just seems like a lot of caffeine and a lot of sleep and no result. Which, to me, indicates something not OK.

I respect that you want to manage this yourself. Get specialist perspective, please. Maybe going the other way is the solution. Less might be more. Or maybe try that out and see if getting down to 100mg a day as one cup of coffee is better.

I'm not debating you on pregnancy and women aging. That's not even what the post is about.

What are you doing here?

Nah

You can claim all you want that the test results are normal; I'm not arguing that.

The symptoms you describe are not normal. Not for women in their 30's, 40's, 50's, or past that.