I'm actually going assume they (ESA) meant the Minecraft DRM servers and not the hosting and playing with friends servers, because they refer to 'counterfeiting and piracy' lawsuits right afterwards. I mean its easy to say they don't know the difference but I'd suspect this was a little more malicious.
30 Jun 2026 19:52
Of all the hot takes in the world, that statement is the dumbest thing I have ever heard someone say. Completely out-of-touch with the case, with the subject and with the games referenced. It is literally wronger than Flat Earth and young earth creationism in a single sentence. I would quote Bully Madison but even that wouldnt suffice.
30 Jun 2026 19:56
Why is the European Space Agency doing this instead of a moon program or something? /j
30 Jun 2026 20:02
I’m sorry, WHAT? How fucking stupid do you have to be to think that this makes any sense.
30 Jun 2026 20:08
They don't know the difference. Oh, you're right, that was easy.
30 Jun 2026 20:17
What are minecraft drm servers?
30 Jun 2026 20:26
Did they let their members know this before they implemented private matches and server browsers in their games?
30 Jun 2026 20:38
When you buy Minecraft, it associates a game license to your Microsoft ID. So when you sign in to the launcher, the DRM server is what it checks with to make sure you own and can play Minecraft before letting you in.
30 Jun 2026 20:42
They probably meant to say servers that allow pirated clients to connect. The official server config used to have that option - not sure if it still does.
30 Jun 2026 20:48
I had to google ESA multiple times because I kept getting AI summaries for the space agency.
30 Jun 2026 20:48
Big “Home Taping is Killing Music” energy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Taping_Is_Killing_Music 30 Jun 2026 20:51
For a moment there I was wondering what was happening on the ISS for ESA to make such a statement
30 Jun 2026 20:51
Ohhhh, I thaught your servers that implement some kind of drm for some reason
30 Jun 2026 20:53