Lemmy
02-06-2026 00:22:02
Pudding cubes
Today the CIA gang-stalkers said I'm supposed to get drunk and hit on cashiers. Be friendly at least. Hard. Can't do what the cross-talkers said to do in a Demonstrative Performative Transmission; just talk. Oh what I'd do today? Oh well, y'know, my CIA life partner is in the hospital as part of his ploy to defraud the government in which he shoe-horned my help in this matter by having me report honestly at how he is manipulating me just as he manipulates doctors. Oh, and I wrote a poem. Jacked off once. Wrote 2k words in that true story of me getting taken advantage of by the cult. God talked to me again, he said...what? American Gladiator? You watched that all weekend? Oh, I see you have the full capacity to empathize with me. Better open up about how I like my sister's feet. And this is what I live with. Never good enough. Dad beat tf outta me. Shit in my soul. Won't even talk to me now. Not good enough. Well, all you fucks are gunna feel my wrath in Heaven.
Same, and I've been smoking a long long time. Weed these days is too strong. 
02-06-2026 00:51:17
I am orthogonally relative to my own hide, chthlogically speaking, of course. You eat dog?
02-06-2026 02:14:32
I put dogs in the ass of sailors back when you were just cthudging your mother's flamourous cunt. You pidgeon-holed little turkey wither. Go back to gramma. She's got a dog for you. Solvent green is flavors of the Irish.
02-06-2026 04:57:47
Ok grandpa, I think it’s nap time now. I’ll put on your stories for you
02-06-2026 06:53:07
I am the payroll and the infernal taco from Little Caesars. Both. Don't get any ideas.
02-06-2026 08:48:26
Raccoons are too cool to be Feds.
It’s the “birds” you have to watch out for.
It’s the “birds” you have to watch out for.
02-06-2026 12:16:36
Good meme. But also maybe take the meme’s advice and take it easy on the weed
02-06-2026 15:02:54
Not good enough for the mental health sub. Heh. Cuz I stated my sexuality in a skillful, conscious manner to teach broader concepts that everyone should know, and I called the sub a buncha Nazis, which was a prophecy that came true!
Weird how evil small communities can become. What's that going to look like in trn years, I wonder? They wonder. They wonder why tf you're in charge of a prominent community. Maxwell house mother fuckers. That's where your "par" is.
Weird how evil small communities can become. What's that going to look like in trn years, I wonder? They wonder. They wonder why tf you're in charge of a prominent community. Maxwell house mother fuckers. That's where your "par" is.
02-06-2026 18:38:04
Not good enough God says! Gotta go higher! Gotta go farther! Gotta be faster! Every day of my life is not good enough AND THE MAN WHO DID THIS TO ME IS TOO GOOD TO TALK TO HIS OWN SON. But be sure to collect $200 when you pass Go. Wouldn't want you to care or anything.
02-06-2026 20:41:40
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