I was confused what the three p's were. You say pee, poop, and (toilet) paper.
I think it needs also puke and blood. Does blood have a word that works in that? Cause I add blood every single month and I'm not going to start dumping that anywhere but the toilet lol
19 Jun 2026 18:38
Knowing the US we probably have some bullshit legalese that defines "flushable" as "able to be flushed, but not held responsible for clogging."
We do so much to allow corporations to get away with whatever they want while appearing to make laws for people... Food laws are similar. Can't name synthetic chocolate as chocolate, but you can call your product chocolatey... How does a consumer actually know what that means?
19 Jun 2026 18:40
I do this with ticks so they don't go latch onto someone else in the house. Or me.
19 Jun 2026 18:42
I'd be so irrationally worried that some super-tick would survive the flush and crawl back up the pipe for a revenge bite to the ass or balls.
Fuck, I'm glad I don't live where ticks are a problem.
19 Jun 2026 19:14
The "Super Ticks" have to do battle with the chickens.
19 Jun 2026 19:21
Oh no no, it's not my blood!
19 Jun 2026 20:13
not intentionally. I live in a complex though and they always mention finding things. I do wonder though since we have around 100 units there are bound to be things that get dropped in over the course of a year.
19 Jun 2026 20:52
Woohoo sacrifice! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
19 Jun 2026 20:59
Please don't try to flush Portugal.
19 Jun 2026 22:56
You should be donating that blood so others can benefit.
19 Jun 2026 23:19
In this case I don't think it's a problem of definition like your chocolate vs chocolatey. It's just that they are literally flushable the same way you could flush things like tampons or pads. They will absolutely fuck your plumbing, but they can be flushed.
20 Jun 2026 00:24